Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Hal Cruttenden’s stand-up show Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It tours to the Old Fire Station in Carlisle on 11 November 2026. The comic performs his observational style for mid-size UK venues. Tickets start at £20.
Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2026 with a show that promises to stick it to ‘The Man’, as long as ‘The Man’ doesn’t stick it back to him.
With his trademark hard-hitting ‘take no prisoners’ comedy (this is what Hal told me to write!!!) he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but don’t respect him. He believes that, after you’ve seen the show, you’ll feel exactly the same way.
His last tour was extended four times and he’s one of a select number of comics to have done Live At The Apollo three times and the Royal Variety twice, TV also includes Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice You’re Fired, Bake Off Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You.
'Reminded me of how much I love stand up' ★★★★ The Times
‘Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh; a lot.’ ★★★★★ Daily Mirror
‘Naturally funny…challenging and provocative’ ★★★★ Daily Telegraph
Please note:
Strictly over 16s
This is a seated event.
Disabled access information can be found on the venue website www.ofscarlisle.co.uk/access.html
Description supplied by the event organiser.
Staying overnight?
Hotels within walking distance of Old Fire Station.
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Frequently asked questions
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It takes place on Wednesday, 11 November 2026 at 19:00.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It is held at Old Fire Station in Carlisle (Peter Street, Carlisle, CA3 8QP).
Tickets for Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It are priced at £20. Live prices and availability are shown on Skiddle.
The forecast for Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It is Overcast · 4°C.
Yes — hotels within walking distance of Old Fire Station can be compared using the accommodation search further down this page.
Hal Cruttenden is performing at Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It.
Tickets for Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It can be booked via Skiddle using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.
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About this event
Hal Cruttenden’s stand-up show Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It tours to the Old Fire Station in Carlisle on 11 November 2026. The comic performs his observational style for mid-size UK venues. Tickets start at £20.
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Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2026 with a show that promises to stick it to ‘The Man’, as long as ‘The Man’ doesn’t stick it back to him.
With his trademark hard-hitting ‘take no prisoners’ comedy (this is what Hal told me to write!!!) he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but don’t respect him. He believes that, after you’ve seen the show, you’ll feel exactly the same way.
His last tour was extended four times and he’s one of a select number of comics to have done Live At The Apollo three times and the Royal Variety twice, TV also includes Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice You’re Fired, Bake Off Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You.
'Reminded me of how much I love stand up' ★★★★ The Times
‘Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh; a lot.’ ★★★★★ Daily Mirror
‘Naturally funny…challenging and provocative’ ★★★★ Daily Telegraph
Please note:
Strictly over 16s
This is a seated event.
Disabled access information can be found on the venue website www.ofscarlisle.co.uk/access.html
Description supplied by the event organiser.
StayStaying overnight?
Hotels within walking distance of Old Fire Station. Searching near Peter Street, Carlisle, CA3 8QP; check-in Wednesday, 11 November 2026.
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WhereOld Fire Station
Peter Street, Carlisle, CA3 8QP
Before you goFrequently asked questions
When is Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It?
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It takes place on Wednesday, 11 November 2026 at 19:00.
Where is Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It taking place?
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It is held at Old Fire Station in Carlisle (Peter Street, Carlisle, CA3 8QP).
How much are tickets for Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It?
Tickets for Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It are priced at £20. Live prices and availability are shown on Skiddle.
What will the weather be like at Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It?
The forecast for Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It is Overcast · 4°C.
Is there anywhere to stay near Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It?
Yes — hotels within walking distance of Old Fire Station can be compared using the accommodation search further down this page.
Who is performing at Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It?
Hal Cruttenden is performing at Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It.
How do I get tickets for Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It?
Tickets for Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It can be booked via Skiddle using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.
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Peter Street, Carlisle, CA3 8QP
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