Come and see the St Margaret's Players production of their musical comedy Lard.

Grease meets Last of the Summer Wine in this hilarious parody set in a British retirement home, written by our own Hayden Smith.

The Rydell Retirement Home is meant to be a place for the elderly to relax in their twilight years. Unfortunately a some of the residents never got that memo. With group of retirees, who never really grew up, causing chaos as a backdrop to the classic love story. Lard takes that classic boy-meets-girl love story straight out of high school and into the retirement home, with a big nod to Grease along with shots fired at various other films and TV shows.

Taking the songs that you know and love from Grease and giving some lyrical tweaks to fit the setting, we keep the musical magic of the source material while telling a new story within it's walls. It's vintage fun, pure chaos and sing-a-long gold.

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