The Haitors
Wed 7 Oct · 01:00
The Stand Comedy Club Edinburgh
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The Haitors is a comedy performance at The Stand Comedy Club Edinburgh on 7 October 2026. The show presents a fictional town meeting with eight community members played by Scottish comedians.
Welcome to the deadliest town meeting of your life. Here in Haitorsville, population 1,673 and dwindling, eight members of the community (played by Scotland’s best comedians) are thrown into a game of elimination and (mis)trust. Six are peaceful villagers, but two are secretly murderous Haitors. Can the good people of Haitorsville determine who amongst them is honest and who’s a Haitor before their number is up? Is the police chief crooked? Is the town florist snipping more than rosebuds? Is Big Pam the pageant Mom out for revenge? Enjoy the best and brightest comedians fighting for their lives with trickery, gameplay, and a whole lot of laughs. It’s Hot Fuzz meets wink murder meets LIVE comedy. Will you be able to figure out who is a Hateful and who is a Haitor? Hosted by Kate Hammer and Heather Kondak Ross.
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The Haitors takes place on Wednesday, 7 October 2026 at 01:00.
The Haitors is held at The Stand Comedy Club Edinburgh in Edinburgh (5 York Place, Edinburgh New Town EH1 3EB).
Tickets for The Haitors can be booked via thestand.co.uk using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.
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The Haitors is a comedy performance at The Stand Comedy Club Edinburgh on 7 October 2026. The show presents a fictional town meeting with eight community members played by Scottish comedians.
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Welcome to the deadliest town meeting of your life. Here in Haitorsville, population 1,673 and dwindling, eight members of the community (played by Scotland’s best comedians) are thrown into a game of elimination and (mis)trust. Six are peaceful villagers, but two are secretly murderous Haitors. Can the good people of Haitorsville determine who amongst them is honest and who’s a Haitor before their number is up? Is the police chief crooked? Is the town florist snipping more than rosebuds? Is Big Pam the pageant Mom out for revenge? Enjoy the best and brightest comedians fighting for their lives with trickery, gameplay, and a whole lot of laughs. It’s Hot Fuzz meets wink murder meets LIVE comedy. Will you be able to figure out who is a Hateful and who is a Haitor? Hosted by Kate Hammer and Heather Kondak Ross.
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When is The Haitors?
The Haitors takes place on Wednesday, 7 October 2026 at 01:00.
Where is The Haitors taking place?
The Haitors is held at The Stand Comedy Club Edinburgh in Edinburgh (5 York Place, Edinburgh New Town EH1 3EB).
How do I get tickets for The Haitors?
Tickets for The Haitors can be booked via thestand.co.uk using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.
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