A stand up show but may fall over with singalong songs. Bernie and Jeanette regret getting old and all the things that go with it. A show about being old, grumpy and setting off airport security with metal plates and hips and bags if dubious medication. Part of Freefringe network. Days off Saturday and Thursday for hospital visits. They are one foot and one wheel in the grave. Please come along especially if medically trained. Take bets on if they make it to the end of the run. 2.30 start so they can get back to the care home for 5pm tea. Hip replacements, cataracts, dodgy knees, legs, strange smells all discussed. Old age ain’t for wimps. Lovely kind accessible venue. Dr Bonk, Scotland's silliest surgeon, presents the Macarbaret: a madcap hour of drag, burlesque, music, comedy, and medical mayhem!

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