Eat Me: The Wedding

God, I'm so emotional, even the cake is in tiers!

A free bar... (hideous) fancy clothes, confusing purity rituals and a bubbling broth of family resentments about to be uncorked! What could possibly go wrong?

It's time to get hitched, bitch! - just watch out for Cousin Di, she gets feral on the sauce...and sure, 50% of marriages may end in divorce, but, why let that stop you enjoying the most important/expensive day of your ENTIRE LIFE!

So, say YES to the dress, put your finger in MY ring and respondez vous sil-vous plait to avoid crushing disappointment - because this Sept 25th, YOU'RE INVITED to Eat Me: The Wedding (always the bridesmaid - never the bride!) the big day you've ALL been waiting for!

A side-splitting celebration of the institution of MARRIAGE past, present and future featuring best man speeches, dowrys, awkward wedding dances, DRAMA, ceremony and beautiful gowns.

Raise your glass, sign that pre-nup, peanut, and get ready for the big fat gay wedding of the century - featuring incredible prizes, life-altering games, DJ's and an abundant bouquet of CABARET SUPERSTARS!

You could be in for the chance to win an extra special couples photoshoot for you and a friend with @joelsonmoore... Just don't forget to dress up for our extra special Wedding Costume Competition Catwalk - theme inspo:

- Blushing Bridezillas and Veiled Allegations

- Suits you, Sir! Tuxedos, Tailcoats and Tiaras

- When 2 Become One, Happy Couple Realness

- 'It Should've been ME!!' : Bridesmaids with Attachment Wounds

- Off Duty Vicars After Dark - Shh, Don't Tell God!

...Or anything that makes you feel gorgeous!

So, please be seated and join us this 25th September for Eat Me: The Wedding

ACCESS

District has a wheelchair accessible entrance, accessible toilet and some seating (benches and some high seats with backs at tables). The show will also contain loud music and flashing lights.

Email us at eatmelpool@gmail.com for access and low income ticket requests, and we will do our best to accommodate you.

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7:30pm - doors

8:00pm - cabaret

10:30pm - DJs

District, 61 Jordan Street, L1 0BE

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Photography Notice

An event photographer will be documenting the event Photographs may include performers, the venue and audience members, and may be used by EAT ME on our website, social media, press materials, funding reports and future publicity.

You do not have to be photographed. If you would prefer not to appear in identifiable images, tell the door team when you arrive or speak to any EAT ME team member during the event. They will explain the opt-out system being used on the night and notify the photographer. You do not need to give a reason.

We will not knowingly publish an identifiable photograph of anyone who has opted out. Photographers will also be instructed not to photograph anyone who appears distressed, is receiving welfare support, or is using the quieter area.

If we publish a photograph of you that you would like removed, contact eatmelpool@gmail.com. We will remove it from the channels we control wherever reasonably possible.

Description supplied by the event organiser.