
Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend! | Thieves
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Pitch Your Single Friend! | The Thieves The world in 2026 is all about meeting IRL, not on dating apps! Got a friend who’s single , stunning , and totally dateable? Time to sell them on stage at The Thieves with PITCH, PLEASE! DISCLAIMER - YOU DON'T HAVE TO PITCH ANYONE TO ATTEND THIS EVENT To apply to pitch, please fill out the form PITCH A FRIEND FORM! Welcome to Pitch a Single Friend – the wildly fun, slightly chaotic, and fun night where friendship meets matchmaking. It’s like Dragon’s Den, but for dating… and with cocktails. Here’s the deal: brave (and maybe slightly mischievous) pals take the mic to pitch their fabulous friends to a room full of eligible singles. Each 3–5 minute power point pitch is a celebration of what makes their mate a total catch – with humour, heart, and just enough sass. Expect around 4-7 pitches throughout the night with plenty of time in between to drink, flirt, and discuss who’s a 10/10. Because if you’re going to sell your mate… Pitch, Please. Presenters and the friend their pitching get half price entry, don't say we don't treat you x 💌 Not pitching? No worries. Come to watch, cheer, and maybe even meet your next crush in the crowd. It’s low-pressure, high-fun, and the perfect midweek buzz. 💌Not single but got a bestie to pitch? If you’re loved-up, cuffed, or simply not on the market but you do have a single friend you’re ready to hype up, you’re more than welcome! 🌟 50+ Singles, one venue. 25+ 7:00 PM arrival = peak mingling hour Bring ID or Cupid will turn you away. No refunds. Accessibility & cloakroom: Venue is wheelchair accessible with no cloakroom. Rolling solo? Perfect. So are 40% of our guests. By purchasing a ticket to a this event you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy .
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Frequently asked questions
Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend! | Thieves takes place on Thursday, 24 September 2026 at 19:00.
Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend! | Thieves is held at The Thieves in London (51 Lavender Gardens, London SW11 1JW, UK).
Tickets for Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend! | Thieves range from £10 to £12. Live prices and availability are shown on Fatsoma.
Tickets for Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend! | Thieves can be booked via Fatsoma using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.

Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend! | Thieves
About This Event
Pitch Your Single Friend! | The Thieves
The world in 2026 is all about meeting IRL, not on dating apps!
Got a friend who’s single , stunning , and totally dateable? Time to sell them on stage at The Thieves with PITCH, PLEASE!
DISCLAIMER - YOU DON'T HAVE TO PITCH ANYONE TO ATTEND THIS EVENT
To apply to pitch, please fill out the form PITCH A FRIEND FORM!
Welcome to Pitch a Single Friend – the wildly fun, slightly chaotic, and fun night where friendship meets matchmaking. It’s like Dragon’s Den, but for dating… and with cocktails.
Here’s the deal: brave (and maybe slightly mischievous) pals take the mic to pitch their fabulous friends to a room full of eligible singles. Each 3–5 minute power point pitch is a celebration of what makes their mate a total catch – with humour, heart, and just enough sass. Expect around 4-7 pitches throughout the night with plenty of time in between to drink, flirt, and discuss who’s a 10/10.
Because if you’re going to sell your mate…
Pitch, Please.
Presenters and the friend their pitching get half price entry, don't say we don't treat you x
💌 Not pitching? No worries. Come to watch, cheer, and maybe even meet your next crush in the crowd. It’s low-pressure, high-fun, and the perfect midweek buzz.
💌Not single but got a bestie to pitch? If you’re loved-up, cuffed, or simply not on the market but you do have a single friend you’re ready to hype up, you’re more than welcome!
🌟 50+ Singles, one venue. 25+
7:00 PM arrival = peak mingling hour
Bring ID or Cupid will turn you away. No refunds.
Accessibility & cloakroom: Venue is wheelchair accessible with no cloakroom.
Rolling solo? Perfect. So are 40% of our guests.
By purchasing a ticket to a this event you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy .
❓ Frequently asked questions
When is Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend! | Thieves?
Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend! | Thieves takes place on Thursday, 24 September 2026 at 19:00.
Where is Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend! | Thieves taking place?
Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend! | Thieves is held at The Thieves in London (51 Lavender Gardens, London SW11 1JW, UK).
How much are tickets for Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend! | Thieves?
Tickets for Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend! | Thieves range from £10 to £12. Live prices and availability are shown on Fatsoma.
How do I get tickets for Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend! | Thieves?
Tickets for Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend! | Thieves can be booked via Fatsoma using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.
🏨 Staying overnight?
Hotels within walking distance of The Thieves
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