A new satirical comedy following stockbrokers as they trade in not any old commodity, but women. Back for one night only!

Welcome to the trading room of T.I.T.S, where women are the market. Where their identity is reduced to a bra size, and control is the ultimate commodity.

Stockbrokers Nick and Peter thrive in a world built on ego, manipulation, and the illusion of dominance. But when newcomer Tom enters the trading floor, the rules of the game begin to shift—and it becomes difficult to tell the difference between ally and enemy.

Brutal, provocative and darkly funny, T*TS crunches the numbers on modern sexism in the age of “wokeness,” exposing the hypocrisy, insecurity and desperation lurking beneath corporate masculinity.

“We aren’t just selling tits... we’re selling dominance. We’re letting them be God in exchange for a tiny fee.”

Originally developed and performed at Guildford School of Acting, and after a successful run at Camden Fringe 2026. T*TS returns for one more trade.

Event Details

Genre: New Writing

Duration: 60 mins

Price: £10

Social MediaInstagram @t.tstheplay

InformationUses strobe lighting effects, content about body image, sexism and contains foul language

Suitable for ages: 16 and over

See venue page for accessibility information.

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