Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London**
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Tez Ilyas will perform his show Tez Things I Hate About You at the Hackney Empire in London on 30 October 2026 at 20:00. The event describes him as the grumpiest uncle in showbiz.
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You
The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back.
Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes, furious rants and ridiculous stories - all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly and subversive humour. Star of: Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 3/4.
**** (Guardian) **** (Times) **** (Telegraph)
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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London** takes place on Friday, 30 October 2026 at 20:00.
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London** is held at Hackney Empire in London (291 Mare St, London E8 1EJ, UK).
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Tez Ilyas is performing at Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London**.
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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London**
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About this event
Tez Ilyas will perform his show Tez Things I Hate About You at the Hackney Empire in London on 30 October 2026 at 20:00. The event describes him as the grumpiest uncle in showbiz.
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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You
The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back.
Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes, furious rants and ridiculous stories - all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly and subversive humour. Star of: Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 3/4.
**** (Guardian) **** (Times) **** (Telegraph)
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❓ Frequently asked questions
When is Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London**?
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London** takes place on Friday, 30 October 2026 at 20:00.
Where is Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London** taking place?
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London** is held at Hackney Empire in London (291 Mare St, London E8 1EJ, UK).
Is there anywhere to stay near Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London**?
Yes — hotels within walking distance of Hackney Empire can be compared using the accommodation search further down this page.
Who is performing at Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London**?
Tez Ilyas is performing at Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London**.
How do I get tickets for Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London**?
Tickets for Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London** can be booked via Fatsoma using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.
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