Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London**
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Tez Ilyas will present his stand-up show 'Tez Things I Hate About You' at the Hackney Empire in London on 30 October 2026. The show features fresh jokes, rants, and stories delivered in his trademark style. No ticket price is stated.
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You
The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back.
Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes, furious rants and ridiculous stories - all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly and subversive humour. Star of: Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 3/4.
**** (Guardian) **** (Times) **** (Telegraph)
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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London** takes place on Friday, 30 October 2026 at 20:00.
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London** is held at Hackney Empire in London (291 Mare St, London E8 1EJ, UK).
The forecast for Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London** is Light drizzle · 16°C.
Yes — hotels within walking distance of Hackney Empire can be compared using the accommodation search further down this page.
Tez Ilyas is performing at Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London**.
Tickets for Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London** can be booked via Fatsoma using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.
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Mohammed Tehzeeb Ilyas, popularly known as "Tez" Ilyas, is a British stand-up comedian. He is best known for starring in the BBC Three comedy, Man Like Mobeen and presenting the satirical comedy programme, The Tez O'Clock Show on Channel 4.
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Tez Ilyas will present his stand-up show 'Tez Things I Hate About You' at the Hackney Empire in London on 30 October 2026. The show features fresh jokes, rants, and stories delivered in his trademark style. No ticket price is stated.
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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You
The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back.
Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes, furious rants and ridiculous stories - all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly and subversive humour. Star of: Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 3/4.
**** (Guardian) **** (Times) **** (Telegraph)
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When is Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London**?
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London** takes place on Friday, 30 October 2026 at 20:00.
Where is Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London** taking place?
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London** is held at Hackney Empire in London (291 Mare St, London E8 1EJ, UK).
What will the weather be like at Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London**?
The forecast for Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London** is Light drizzle · 16°C.
Is there anywhere to stay near Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London**?
Yes — hotels within walking distance of Hackney Empire can be compared using the accommodation search further down this page.
Who is performing at Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London**?
Tez Ilyas is performing at Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London**.
How do I get tickets for Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London**?
Tickets for Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - London** can be booked via Fatsoma using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.
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