There is nothing, simply nothing, like messing about in a boat - The Firm's kinky boat party has been going since 1994.

There is nothing, simply nothing, like messing about in a boat. There is no better way to see London than from the river at night, it is beautiful. The lights, the cathedral, Westminster, HMS Belfast, Tower Bridge – and a boat full of perverts to boot - well, wearing boots... This only happens once every year, so if you don’t come, you will kick yourself very hard indeed.

The Boat 34 will leave Swan Pier at 8pm Sarurday 3rd July. The ambient laughter of two hundred happy partygoers mingling with the yells of pain from the lower deck, and the wails of envy from anything else on the river. DJ Darren will be playing the devil’s music. How apt.

Tickets £40. The time to buy is now, not (if you can avoid so doing) on the night, because we will charge you more money.

There is parking nearby, but please advance your ETA by 15 minutes because we would hate you to miss the boat! Please note that The Firm’s dress and etiquette codes will apply (if you need this explained to you, please look at the-firm.org)

Men (it is always men) should be aware that the dresscode is not open to discussion.

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