
History Has No Safe Word
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The one-off theatre piece *History Has No Safe Word* brings together a cast of performers at London’s Cockpit on 22 September 2026, exploring themes introduced by Professor Nathan Zangari’s acclaimed archeo-linguistics work. Tickets are priced at £19.54 full price and £16.45 concessions, inclusive of booking fees.
Professor Nathan Zangari is fading away. Once voted the sexiest professor on BBC2’s Open University, his highly celebrated archeo-linguistics paper on “Graffiti, Women and the Walls of Pompeii” is now but a distant memory. Now, he can’t sleep, he can’t get published, and… he can’t get laid. At the sleep-study clinic that he’s enrolled at, they observe him talking in his sleep, seemingly an intermediary for a long-forgotten Pompeian girl. When overambitious student, Callie, offers to capture his mumblings, they both find themselves sucked into the very real lives of those on the edge of destruction, some 2000 years ago. “… masterful stagecraft … immersive and engaging throughout… a highly accomplished piece of writing and performance… a visceral portrayal of life in Pompeii on the eve of the infamous Vesuvian eruption in 79 CE. Brown clearly knows his history, and the way he brings Pompeii to life is nothing short of astonishing. There is a gripping action scene in the second half that had my wife reaching out her arms to intervene, so immersed was she in the story.
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History Has No Safe Word takes place on Tuesday, 22 September 2026 at 19:30.
History Has No Safe Word is held at The Cockpit in London (Gateforth Street, London NW8 8EH).
Tickets for History Has No Safe Word range from £16.45 to £19.54. Live prices and availability are shown on thecockpit.org.uk.
Tickets for History Has No Safe Word can be booked via thecockpit.org.uk using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.

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The one-off theatre piece *History Has No Safe Word* brings together a cast of performers at London’s Cockpit on 22 September 2026, exploring themes introduced by Professor Nathan Zangari’s acclaimed archeo-linguistics work. Tickets are priced at £19.54 full price and £16.45 concessions, inclusive of booking fees.
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Professor Nathan Zangari is fading away. Once voted the sexiest professor on BBC2’s Open University, his highly celebrated archeo-linguistics paper on “Graffiti, Women and the Walls of Pompeii” is now but a distant memory. Now, he can’t sleep, he can’t get published, and… he can’t get laid. At the sleep-study clinic that he’s enrolled at, they observe him talking in his sleep, seemingly an intermediary for a long-forgotten Pompeian girl. When overambitious student, Callie, offers to capture his mumblings, they both find themselves sucked into the very real lives of those on the edge of destruction, some 2000 years ago. “… masterful stagecraft … immersive and engaging throughout… a highly accomplished piece of writing and performance… a visceral portrayal of life in Pompeii on the eve of the infamous Vesuvian eruption in 79 CE. Brown clearly knows his history, and the way he brings Pompeii to life is nothing short of astonishing. There is a gripping action scene in the second half that had my wife reaching out her arms to intervene, so immersed was she in the story.
Description supplied by the event organiser.
❓ Frequently asked questions
When is History Has No Safe Word?
History Has No Safe Word takes place on Tuesday, 22 September 2026 at 19:30.
Where is History Has No Safe Word taking place?
History Has No Safe Word is held at The Cockpit in London (Gateforth Street, London NW8 8EH).
How much are tickets for History Has No Safe Word?
Tickets for History Has No Safe Word range from £16.45 to £19.54. Live prices and availability are shown on thecockpit.org.uk.
How do I get tickets for History Has No Safe Word?
Tickets for History Has No Safe Word can be booked via thecockpit.org.uk using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.
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