Twat Union Xmas Party '26
Fri 11 Dec · 19:30
Paper Dress Vintage
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The Twat Union Xmas Party '26 will be held at Paper Dress Vintage on 11 December 2026. This festive event promises a mix of entertainment, including games and sing-alongs, with tickets starting from £15.
O CUM ALL YE TWATFUL, DING DONG HAIRILY ON THIGH, GREAT TWATTINGS TO YOU & YOUR KING
Twat Union HQ have decided there's just about enough dough in the 26/27 HR budget to put on an OFFICE XMAS PARTY for you all. So gather yer nearest and dearest, yer colleagues, yer pets (note: STRICTLY NO PETS), yer person you bumped into on the tube that one time, saying 'we should get a coffee sometime!' - IT'S A PARTY FOR EVERYBODY
And, well, gosh, we just want you to have the best time ever!! So we're throwing our silliest, glitziest, angriest, joyfullest party-cum-gig-cum-extravaganza yet, featuring Xmas Twat Covers (ft. sing-along lyric hand outs), Twatty Christmas Games and more!!! What more could you want??? No, really???! We'll see you there.
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Frequently asked questions
Twat Union Xmas Party '26 takes place on Friday, 11 December 2026 at 19:30.
Twat Union Xmas Party '26 is held at Paper Dress Vintage in London (352a Mare Street, London, E8 1HR, United Kingdom).
Tickets for Twat Union Xmas Party '26 are priced at £15. Live prices and availability are shown on dice.fm.
Yes — hotels within walking distance of Paper Dress Vintage can be compared using the accommodation search further down this page.
Tickets for Twat Union Xmas Party '26 can be booked via dice.fm using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.
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The Twat Union Xmas Party '26 will be held at Paper Dress Vintage on 11 December 2026. This festive event promises a mix of entertainment, including games and sing-alongs, with tickets starting from £15.
This summary was automatically generated from event data sourced from official ticketing providers.
O CUM ALL YE TWATFUL, DING DONG HAIRILY ON THIGH, GREAT TWATTINGS TO YOU & YOUR KING
Twat Union HQ have decided there's just about enough dough in the 26/27 HR budget to put on an OFFICE XMAS PARTY for you all. So gather yer nearest and dearest, yer colleagues, yer pets (note: STRICTLY NO PETS), yer person you bumped into on the tube that one time, saying 'we should get a coffee sometime!' - IT'S A PARTY FOR EVERYBODY
And, well, gosh, we just want you to have the best time ever!! So we're throwing our silliest, glitziest, angriest, joyfullest party-cum-gig-cum-extravaganza yet, featuring Xmas Twat Covers (ft. sing-along lyric hand outs), Twatty Christmas Games and more!!! What more could you want??? No, really???! We'll see you there.
Description supplied by the event organiser.
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Before you goFrequently asked questions
When is Twat Union Xmas Party '26?
Twat Union Xmas Party '26 takes place on Friday, 11 December 2026 at 19:30.
Where is Twat Union Xmas Party '26 taking place?
Twat Union Xmas Party '26 is held at Paper Dress Vintage in London (352a Mare Street, London, E8 1HR, United Kingdom).
How much are tickets for Twat Union Xmas Party '26?
Tickets for Twat Union Xmas Party '26 are priced at £15. Live prices and availability are shown on dice.fm.
Is there anywhere to stay near Twat Union Xmas Party '26?
Yes — hotels within walking distance of Paper Dress Vintage can be compared using the accommodation search further down this page.
How do I get tickets for Twat Union Xmas Party '26?
Tickets for Twat Union Xmas Party '26 can be booked via dice.fm using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.
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352a Mare Street, London, E8 1HR, United Kingdom
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