The Goblin King and his department of Gobaganda want YOU to heed the call!

To boldly form ranks on the frontline, baring arms and teeth for UNFUNFAIR’s brand new Auditary Assault and DEBUT ALBUM “GOBZ OF WAR”

To celebrate the release of our “A-musical”, “Dungeon Punk”, “Gob’N’Roll”record we encourage you to pillage, plunder and pilfer to your hearts desire. However there is no loot without YOU forming ranks on the Frontlines, so be sure you steel yourselves and pack your war faces for we shall be on campaign marching upon The New Cross Inn on Sunday the 18th October with our retinue of evidence eaters and a piratical horde “Eat the Evidence” and “Tow Rag” as auxiliaries bolstering our goblin hordes on the field. This is to be the first amongst our Gobpocalyptic campaign to be announced.

Dressing in your finest plate armour, peasant garb or piratical paraphernalia is encouraged however please leave your weapons in your hovels.

Raise your horns and lower your expectations!

Your Goblin King has spoken!

“LET LOOSE THE GOBZ OF WAR!”

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