Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle **
Thu 22 Oct · 20:00
The Stand Comedy Club - Newcastle
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Tez Ilyas will perform his stand-up show 'Tez Things I Hate About You' at The Stand Comedy Club in Newcastle on 22 October 2026. Known for his appearances on BBC and Channel 4, Ilyas will deliver a mix of fresh jokes and humorous anecdotes. The show promises to showcase his unique comedic style.
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You
The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back.
Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes, furious rants and ridiculous stories - all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly and subversive humour. Star of: Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 3/4.
**** (Guardian) **** (Times) **** (Telegraph)
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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle ** takes place on Thursday, 22 October 2026 at 20:00.
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle ** is held at The Stand Comedy Club - Newcastle in Newcastle upon Tyne (31 High Bridge, Newcastle upon Tyne NE1 1EW, UK).
The forecast for Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle ** is Overcast · 12°C.
Yes — hotels within walking distance of The Stand Comedy Club - Newcastle can be compared using the accommodation search further down this page.
Tez Ilyas is performing at Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle **.
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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle **
20:00
The Stand Comedy Club - Newcastle · Newcastle upon Tyne
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Mohammed Tehzeeb Ilyas, popularly known as "Tez" Ilyas, is a British stand-up comedian. He is best known for starring in the BBC Three comedy, Man Like Mobeen and presenting the satirical comedy programme, The Tez O'Clock Show on Channel 4.
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Tez Ilyas will perform his stand-up show 'Tez Things I Hate About You' at The Stand Comedy Club in Newcastle on 22 October 2026. Known for his appearances on BBC and Channel 4, Ilyas will deliver a mix of fresh jokes and humorous anecdotes. The show promises to showcase his unique comedic style.
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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You
The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back.
Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes, furious rants and ridiculous stories - all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly and subversive humour. Star of: Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 3/4.
**** (Guardian) **** (Times) **** (Telegraph)
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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle ** takes place on Thursday, 22 October 2026 at 20:00.
Where is Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle ** taking place?
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle ** is held at The Stand Comedy Club - Newcastle in Newcastle upon Tyne (31 High Bridge, Newcastle upon Tyne NE1 1EW, UK).
What will the weather be like at Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle **?
The forecast for Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle ** is Overcast · 12°C.
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