Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle **
Thu 22 Oct · 20:00
The Stand Comedy Club
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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You is a comedy show happening at The Stand Comedy Club in Newcastle on 22 October 2026 at 7 PM. Various performers will feature in this event, and ticket pricing is available on the website.
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You
The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back.
Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes, furious rants and ridiculous stories - all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly and subversive humour. Star of: Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 3/4.
**** (Guardian) **** (Times) **** (Telegraph)
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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle ** takes place on Thursday, 22 October 2026 at 20:00.
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle ** is held at The Stand Comedy Club in Newcastle upon Tyne (31 High Bridge, Newcastle upon Tyne NE1 1EW, UK).
Yes — hotels within walking distance of The Stand Comedy Club can be compared using the accommodation search further down this page.
Tez Ilyas is performing at Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle **.
Tickets for Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle ** can be booked via Fatsoma using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle **
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About this event
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You is a comedy show happening at The Stand Comedy Club in Newcastle on 22 October 2026 at 7 PM. Various performers will feature in this event, and ticket pricing is available on the website.
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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You
The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back.
Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes, furious rants and ridiculous stories - all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly and subversive humour. Star of: Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 3/4.
**** (Guardian) **** (Times) **** (Telegraph)
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The Stand Comedy Club31 High Bridge, Newcastle upon Tyne NE1 1EW, UK
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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle ** takes place on Thursday, 22 October 2026 at 20:00.
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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle ** is held at The Stand Comedy Club in Newcastle upon Tyne (31 High Bridge, Newcastle upon Tyne NE1 1EW, UK).
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Tez Ilyas is performing at Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Newcastle **.
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