Join us in person for a night of laughs, great local comedians and good vibes at The Falkirk Comedy Club!

FALKIRK COMEDY CLUB – FIFTY SHADES OF WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? 😂

Wednesday 2nd December brings another FREE night of comedy to The Orchard Hotel—and our headliner might leave you looking at the contents of your bedside drawer very differently…

🔥 HEADLINER: SALLY PORTER 🔥

Sally is a comedian and professional dominatrix, so when she says she knows how to control a room, she’s considerably more qualified than most.

You’ve seen Fifty Shades of Grey: everything beautifully lit, everybody looking sexy, and apparently nobody struggling with a fitted sheet.

But the funniest stories? They’re when it all goes wrong. Sally brings tales from a working life where an embarrassing day at the office takes on a whole new meaning.

Come for the laughs. Leave grateful your own workplace incident report only involved a broken printer.

😂 There’s a whole load of comedy on the bill too: MC for the evening is the Wonderful Sharon Howard just to add more mischief to the night.

🎤 Billy Bremner🎤 Cosmic Gravy🎤 Jonathon Soutar Findlay🎤 Mark Bennett🎤 Donna McArdle🎤 Ray Jack Johnston🎤 Ewan McHay🎤 Harun Mushod🎤 Kamran Mundh

📍 The Orchard Hotel, Falkirk📅 Wednesday 2nd December 2026🚪 Doors open: 7pm🎤 Show starts: 8pm🎟️ FREE ENTRY—reserve your place!

Whether you’re a regular or coming along for the first time, get your pals together and join us for a night of big laughs.

It’s a free comedy night with a professional dominatrix. Even the cost of living is getting disciplined.

Book now. Sally’s used to giving orders. 😉

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