
Beauty & The Beastiality - Adult Panto!
Thu 13 May · 19:30
Brierley Hill Civic
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Beauty & The Beastiality is an adult pantomime set to take place at Brierley Hill Civic on 13 May 2027. Produced by Cattle Productions, known for their risqué performances, this show promises to be provocative and humorous.
The main man Big Dick Dickey returns and he's the one you've all come to see - he's filthy, foul-mouthed, flirty and f*****g funny! What will he get up to this time with a new girl and a big beast around the corner, alongside a few other barmy characters!? And let's remember our unforgettable rendition of The Twelve Days Of Pornhub......will there be something similarly hilarious in store for you this time......
And this is a PROPER adult panto, uniquely written for an adult audience, NOT just adapted from a family show with a few swear words thrown in! It's an 18+ production and definitely not for those of you that get offended, so only come if you know what you're coming to see!!
Focus on the outrageous things we're saying and we guarantee you the best laughs you'll ever have! Of course, really this is just a simple fairytale..............just with our unique, crude and dirty twist!
Supporting local charity: Brierley Hill Babybank
To buy tickets for this performance, just visit www.beautybeastadultpanto.co.uk
OUR REVIEWS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES:
** "Funny as fuck!" **
** "Have not laughed so much in ages" **
** "The best comedy show I have ever seen" **
** "LAUGHED from start to finish" **
** "I ached from laughing so much" **
Description supplied by the event organiser.
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Beauty & The Beastiality - Adult Panto! takes place on Thursday, 13 May 2027 at 19:30.
Beauty & The Beastiality - Adult Panto! is held at Brierley Hill Civic in Wolverhampton (Bank Street, England, Brierley Hill, DY5 3DH).
Tickets for Beauty & The Beastiality - Adult Panto! are priced at £22. Live prices and availability are shown on Skiddle.
Yes — hotels within walking distance of Brierley Hill Civic can be compared using the accommodation search further down this page.
Tickets for Beauty & The Beastiality - Adult Panto! can be booked via Skiddle using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.
Editorial summaryAbout this event
Beauty & The Beastiality is an adult pantomime set to take place at Brierley Hill Civic on 13 May 2027. Produced by Cattle Productions, known for their risqué performances, this show promises to be provocative and humorous.
This summary was automatically generated from event data sourced from official ticketing providers.
The main man Big Dick Dickey returns and he's the one you've all come to see - he's filthy, foul-mouthed, flirty and f*****g funny! What will he get up to this time with a new girl and a big beast around the corner, alongside a few other barmy characters!? And let's remember our unforgettable rendition of The Twelve Days Of Pornhub......will there be something similarly hilarious in store for you this time......
And this is a PROPER adult panto, uniquely written for an adult audience, NOT just adapted from a family show with a few swear words thrown in! It's an 18+ production and definitely not for those of you that get offended, so only come if you know what you're coming to see!!
Focus on the outrageous things we're saying and we guarantee you the best laughs you'll ever have! Of course, really this is just a simple fairytale..............just with our unique, crude and dirty twist!
Supporting local charity: Brierley Hill Babybank
To buy tickets for this performance, just visit www.beautybeastadultpanto.co.uk
OUR REVIEWS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES:
** "Funny as fuck!" **
** "Have not laughed so much in ages" **
** "The best comedy show I have ever seen" **
** "LAUGHED from start to finish" **
** "I ached from laughing so much" **
Description supplied by the event organiser.
StayStaying overnight?
Hotels within walking distance of Brierley Hill Civic. Searching near Bank Street, England, Brierley Hill, DY5 3DH; check-in Thursday, 13 May 2027.
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WhereBrierley Hill Civic
Bank Street, England, Brierley Hill, DY5 3DH
Before you goFrequently asked questions
When is Beauty & The Beastiality - Adult Panto!?
Beauty & The Beastiality - Adult Panto! takes place on Thursday, 13 May 2027 at 19:30.
Where is Beauty & The Beastiality - Adult Panto! taking place?
Beauty & The Beastiality - Adult Panto! is held at Brierley Hill Civic in Wolverhampton (Bank Street, England, Brierley Hill, DY5 3DH).
How much are tickets for Beauty & The Beastiality - Adult Panto!?
Tickets for Beauty & The Beastiality - Adult Panto! are priced at £22. Live prices and availability are shown on Skiddle.
Is there anywhere to stay near Beauty & The Beastiality - Adult Panto!?
Yes — hotels within walking distance of Brierley Hill Civic can be compared using the accommodation search further down this page.
How do I get tickets for Beauty & The Beastiality - Adult Panto!?
Tickets for Beauty & The Beastiality - Adult Panto! can be booked via Skiddle using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.
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Bank Street, England, Brierley Hill, DY5 3DH
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