hello mates am well happy to say WENCH! is coming back to town they are doing really good and strong atm and they are bringing all their wicked music its gonna be dench it’s gonna be hench it’s gonna be wrench

if u havent seen WENCH! before then soz i cant describe it to u it’s like trying to explain the delightful whimsy of a majestic swan to a newborn baby or the inspiring beauty of a sunrise over the yorkshire coast to a stevenage guy who has never visited u kno u just gotta be there to experience the fuzzy punk riot sound and also well funny chat

come down and get ur hard drive checked ty ty ty

ALSO FEATURING

Eddy’s Mistake: one of York’s tastiest current acts that belt out insane bangerz that make you feel proper nazzed. Like pop punk but the other way round

Under The Influence: no amount of cranberry juice can help you escape the smack to the gob this Sheffield hardcore delivers. Consult your GP afterwards.

Knitting Circle: Grassroots legends and all round top folk belting out sizzling post-punk with no holds barred messages that’ll leave you utterly fuzzled (please clap).

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