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Half Moon Presents a Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals production Family theatre and rock star legend Kid Carpet is back with a totally brand new show! Kid Carpet hates panto. The Noisy Animals absolutely love it. So guess what they’re doing? Yep. A panto. Now there’s a beanstalk in the middle of everything and nobody’s quite sure what’s going on. Featuring Bear, Gorilla, Badger and Hedgehog (with possible appearances from Hedgehog’s golden eggs), this is Jack & the Beanstalk like it’s been thrown in a blender with a drum machine and dodgy celebrity lookalikes. Part air guitar workshop, part magical mess, this lo-fi, hi-tech, big-beat bonkers show is stuffed with songs, silliness and surprise grannies. Bring your kids. Bring yer nan. Bring snacks. It’s theatre, but it’s loud, proud and completely off its bean(stalk). Perfect for ages 3–10, families, party monsters and fans of noisy nonsense. From the makers of Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals , Noisy Holiday , Kid Carpet & The Noisy Neighbours , Noisy Nativity , Kid Carpet & The Noisy Garden Centre, Kid Carpet’s Super Mega Rockin’ Rock Show and more! With help from Chris Collier, Stephanie Kempson and Natalie Otto. Illustration by Hannah Broadway. https://www.junction.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/jack-and-bean-resize.mp4 “The Mighty Boosh for kids” Strike A Light festival, Gloucester “Anarchy, irreverence and belly laughs for adults and children alike” Catherine Boot, Theatre Bristol “It’s all gloriously daft, an education in letting yourself go, doing whatever you fancy, being in the moment and flying like a Golden Eagle” E52 Reviews, Hull “If you’ve got kids, you must take them to see Kid Carpet. If you haven’t got kids, borrow some and go anyway.” Audience Member Suitable for ages 3-10 Duration: 55 minutes (no interval) No booking fees when you become a Member – save from £2.50 per ticket!

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