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Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars
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Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars

Wed 14 Oct · 19:00

Old Fire Station

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About This Event

Andy Parsons will perform a comedy show titled 'Please #@!$ off to Mars' in Carlisle. The performance is set for October 14th at the Old Fire Station. Ticket information must be checked via the provided website.

Life is hard. Come and have a laugh about it.

After his nationwide critical-smash sellout 2023/24 Tour, Andy is back with a brand-new show. As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week and his 2025 NextUp standup special.

‘Hysterical. Andy Parsons is on fire’ The Mirror

‘Very funny’ The Times

‘Laugh Out Loud Funny’ Sunday Telegraph

‘It's great to welcome sharp, topical comedy and Parsons remains one of its most skilful exponents’ The Guardian

‘Potato-headed’ Evening Standard

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Strictly over 16s.

This is a seated event.

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Frequently asked questions

Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars takes place on Wednesday, 14 October 2026 at 19:00.

Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars is held at Old Fire Station in Carlisle (Peter Street, Carlisle, CA3 8QP).

The forecast for Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars is Drizzle · 11°C.

Yes — hotels within walking distance of Old Fire Station can be compared using the accommodation search further down this page.

Andy Parsons is performing at Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars.

Tickets for Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars can be booked via Skiddle using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.

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