Urzila Carlson - You Don't Say

Thu 10 Sept · 20:00

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Urzila Carlson is a UK comedian worth seeing live for her witty take on overweight characters. Her sketch show appearances have garnered a dedicated fanbase keen on her physical comedy and character-driven performances. This event promises another engaging night of laughs at Carlisle Sands Centre.

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Urzila Carlson - You Don't Say takes place on Thursday, 10 September 2026 at 20:00.

Urzila Carlson - You Don't Say is held at Carlisle Sands Centre in Carlisle (The Sands, Carlisle, CA1 1JQ).

Urzila Carlson is performing at Urzila Carlson - You Don't Say.

Tickets for Urzila Carlson - You Don't Say can be booked via Ticketmaster using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.

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Urzila Carlson - You Don't Say

📅 Thursday, 10 September 2026🕖 20:00📍 Carlisle Sands Centre

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Urzila Carlson is a UK-based comedian known for her comedic portrayal of overweight characters in sketch shows and sitcoms. She has built a following through her work on various platforms and regularly tours mid-size UK venues, appealing to audiences interested in physical comedy and character-driven humor.

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Carlisle Sands Centre

The Sands, Carlisle, CA1 1JQ

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❓ Frequently asked questions

When is Urzila Carlson - You Don't Say?

Urzila Carlson - You Don't Say takes place on Thursday, 10 September 2026 at 20:00.

Where is Urzila Carlson - You Don't Say taking place?

Urzila Carlson - You Don't Say is held at Carlisle Sands Centre in Carlisle (The Sands, Carlisle, CA1 1JQ).

Who is performing at Urzila Carlson - You Don't Say?

Urzila Carlson is performing at Urzila Carlson - You Don't Say.

How do I get tickets for Urzila Carlson - You Don't Say?

Tickets for Urzila Carlson - You Don't Say can be booked via Ticketmaster using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.