Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford**
Wed 28 Oct · 20:00
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Tez Ilyas will perform his stand-up show 'Tez Things I Hate About You' at G Live in Guildford on 28 October 2026. The show features fresh jokes and stories delivered with Ilyas's characteristic humour. He is known for his appearances on 'Man Like Mobeen' and 'Live at the Apollo'.
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You
The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back.
Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes, furious rants and ridiculous stories - all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly and subversive humour. Star of: Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 3/4.
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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford** takes place on Wednesday, 28 October 2026 at 20:00.
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford** is held at G Live in Guildford (London Rd, Guildford GU1 2AA, UK).
The forecast for Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford** is Clear · 11°C.
Yes — hotels within walking distance of G Live can be compared using the accommodation search further down this page.
Tez Ilyas is performing at Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford**.
Tickets for Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford** can be booked via Fatsoma using the "Check Tickets & Live Prices" button on this page, which opens the official booking site in a new tab.
Line-upTez Ilyas
Mohammed Tehzeeb Ilyas, popularly known as "Tez" Ilyas, is a British stand-up comedian. He is best known for starring in the BBC Three comedy, Man Like Mobeen and presenting the satirical comedy programme, The Tez O'Clock Show on Channel 4.
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Tez Ilyas will perform his stand-up show 'Tez Things I Hate About You' at G Live in Guildford on 28 October 2026. The show features fresh jokes and stories delivered with Ilyas's characteristic humour. He is known for his appearances on 'Man Like Mobeen' and 'Live at the Apollo'.
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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You
The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back.
Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes, furious rants and ridiculous stories - all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly and subversive humour. Star of: Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 3/4.
**** (Guardian) **** (Times) **** (Telegraph)
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When is Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford**?
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford** takes place on Wednesday, 28 October 2026 at 20:00.
Where is Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford** taking place?
Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford** is held at G Live in Guildford (London Rd, Guildford GU1 2AA, UK).
What will the weather be like at Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford**?
The forecast for Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford** is Clear · 11°C.
Is there anywhere to stay near Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford**?
Yes — hotels within walking distance of G Live can be compared using the accommodation search further down this page.
Who is performing at Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford**?
Tez Ilyas is performing at Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford**.
How do I get tickets for Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford**?
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