Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford**

Wed 28 Oct · 20:00

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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back. Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes, furious rants and ridiculous stories - all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly and subversive humour. Star of: Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 3/4. **** (Guardian) **** (Times) **** (Telegraph)

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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford** takes place on Wednesday, 28 October 2026 at 20:00.

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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You - Guildford**

📅 Wednesday, 28 October 2026🕖 20:00📍 G Live

About This Event

Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You

The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back.

Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes, furious rants and ridiculous stories - all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly and subversive humour. Star of: Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 3/4.

**** (Guardian) **** (Times) **** (Telegraph)